January 2012
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December 2011
5 posts
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Survivor Finale
So it’s the final competition and of course Ozzy HAS to win this so he doesn’t go home! So the whole time I’m watching it I’m like this
And then the friggin UNTHINKABLE HAPPENS. He loses.
So of course I’m worried as hell, but then I have this little sliver of hope that maybe just MAYBE Coach will go for the whole “honor” thing and force a tie. And...
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HP Gif Survey
Use every third gif in your Harry Potter folder or if you don’t have one just use your regular gif folder:
Your reaction to getting your Hogwarts letter:
Looks like I will be in Slytherin
Your parents’ reaction:
Hahahaha!
You in Diagon Alley:
I must have taken a turn down Knockturn!
Boarding the Hogwarts Express:
Eating a Chocolate Frog:
Taking the boats across the lake:
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November 2011
10 posts
4 tags
So Dominique got booted off of ANTM tonight.
I’m guessing Tyra wants to let sob story Angelea make it to the end so she can inspire other young girls from the ghetto. I don’t watch your show for “dreams really do come true” shit. Leave that to Disney!
bastard-stark:
Angelea Preston should officially change her name to Charity Case.
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Because they make me smile
8th gif represents your sense of humor
16th represents your attitude towards the world
Haha basically!
23rd represents your love life
13th represents your social life
Haha I wish this had been for the previous one! But it also represents my dead social life. T.T
30th represents your ideal life
Cuddles? YES!
1st gif represents your future
10th represents your past
Win.
...
gif survey
Use Every Third GIF
Your Parent’s Reaction When You Were Born
Ouch…
How You Felt on the First Day of School
This is so true! I was terrified!
Your Reaction when You Learned How to Ride a Bike
Your Reaction to Getting a Birthday Present from Your Best Friend
TRUTH How You Felt When You Got Your First Crush
How Your first Crush Felt When You Told Them:
...
It's like myspace
Harry Potter gif survey round two
Gif #26 in your folder is your reaction when you realize Harry got a better grade in Defense Against the Dark Arts than you:
Gif #40 in your folder is your reaction when Snape praises you:
Snape praise and IDGAF. Haha!
Gif #12 in your folder is how you looked when you saw Harry on your doorstep:
Well I’m creepy…
Gif #35 in your folder...
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Why the hell not?
Harry Potter GIF Survey
The 2nd gif in your folder is your reaction to Platform 9 3/4:
The 4th gif in your folder is your reaction to getting your first Dragon’s egg:
This is so accurate!
The 8th Gif in your folder is what you’d wear for the Yule ball:
The 15th Gif in your folder is your Boggart:
The 16th Gif in your folder is how you get through the Second Task:
The...
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When you think you see your friend in public but... →
totally-relatable:
Follow Totally-Relatable for the funniest and most relatable posts.
Hufflepuff Common Room: COMPLETE HOGWARTS HOUSE... →
SO creepily accurate! Only I’m an ISFJ and a Libra.
hufflepuffcommonroom:
COMPLETE HOGWARTS HOUSE EVALUATION : 002. HUFFLEPUFF
G e n e r a l - P e r s o n a l i t y
Hufflepuffs, generally, are pacifists. They have an extreme dislike for conflict, and would rather solve things through words and common sense, rather than resort to violence. They are the children…
October 2011
4 posts
Tampcetion
Me: Did you se the foul bachelorette frog "Lose tampon string, her body will lie in the chamber forever"
Chloe: Get out of my headd! Yes! That's when you phone the gyno.
Chloe: I have a fear of things getting lost in my vagine
Chloe: *vagina
Me: Haha I like vagine! It sounds French!
Chloe: haha me too!
Me: I seriously laughed about that for FOREVER because I have a friend who lost a tampon in her vagina and when she went to the doctor they COULDN'T FIND IT!!!
Chloe: WTF! Tampception! It went deeper
Me: Haha I told her her vagina was a black hole.
Me: OMG you are brilliant. I'll never see an Inception meme the same way again
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September 2011
2 posts
Girl Ramblings #2
Chloe: I hate guys on scooters who try to put on chapstic going 20 mph. In a 35 mph zone.
Me: I hate guys on scooters in general. This ain't europe!
Me: Nut up and get a motorcycle
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Extreme Couponing
Watching Extreme Couponing and this lady saved over $700 on groceries I want to learn their ways
August 2011
7 posts
“If I ever meet a hot guy ginger I’m tapping it. It’s like having sex...”
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Watching Jersey Shore after big brother ruined my...
superdoctorpotter:
Cone-ing
Am I the only one who thinks this trend is stupid?
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Pottermore
Made it into Pottermore! WOO!
Thank god for @hp_batsignal!
Yeah I sort of cheated but that question is CRAZY HARD.
Still haven’t gotten my confirmation email though…
July 2011
4 posts
3 tags
Girl Ramblings: Zits
Chloe: Ugh I hate breakouts.
Chloe: I wish there was a cream that actually got rid of shit overnight.
Me: Omg right?!
Me: I had this HUGE zit like right above my lip.
Me: I was like go away herpes looking bastard!
Chloe: Ugh I have one in the corner of my mouth.
Chloe: Those are the worst
Me: FOR REALS! It's like I promise it isn't an STD!
Chloe: I have one coming up right between my eyebrows
Me: I ALWAYS have zits there. They never go away.
Me: Damn I thought we were done with puberty though? Fuck off acne.
Chloe: Right?
Chloe: My dad told me he was a late bloomer with acne.
Chloe: I was like, great. That's fantastic.
Me: Right? It's like why can't all my ugly awkwardness happen at once?
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Why is it that I’m tired all day, but when I actually lay down to sleep, I can’t?
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The 90s are all that is the best thing to happen to TV in a long time.