Tampcetion

Me: Did you se the foul bachelorette frog "Lose tampon string, her body will lie in the chamber forever"
Chloe: Get out of my headd! Yes! That's when you phone the gyno.
Chloe: I have a fear of things getting lost in my vagine
Chloe: *vagina
Me: Haha I like vagine! It sounds French!
Chloe: haha me too!
Me: I seriously laughed about that for FOREVER because I have a friend who lost a tampon in her vagina and when she went to the doctor they COULDN'T FIND IT!!!
Chloe: WTF! Tampception! It went deeper
Me: Haha I told her her vagina was a black hole.
Me: OMG you are brilliant. I'll never see an Inception meme the same way again